Wednesday, September 5, 2007
8:38 PM
Alright alright…I will update……argh…
Friday- MY DREADED DAY!!!!! PTM WITH MR COLIN!!!! But…I did not go coz I went back to aitong……XD...well, went there at 9.30 and no one was there….=(….so waited for quite long until chee shuan then chenxiang then Kenneth came….haha…..played soccer, basketball and I left at 1.45pm. Went to library and dragged until 3.00pm!!! Well, made no difference…went home then not long mum come back and scolded me and seeing my assessments not filled, she whacked me. Haix…I deserve it….been bad…..XD not so bad lar….
Saturday- work work work work work……..at nite played x box with cousin and bro…played HALO 2 and DOA….haix…my xbox 360 white elephant sia….not modified
and no games…..=( so played my blue x box….XD…
Sunday- Raenor asked me if I want to go bowling on Tuesday and then watched movie. Daryl said he going so I can go to the bowling, but I wanted to go to the movie too…so too bad…did not insist….
Monday- Do work all the way and discovered that my psp game DARK MIRROR can play online de….similar to CS….haha…..cool sia….haha….at night daryl said he not going to bowling nor bowling already….haha…haix..so I decided not to also….coz hes the only one hu will be serious…lol….
Tuesday- argh…started tuition for English at 7.30!!!! =( haha……………………..see how I summarise my post…want to hear a joke? Haha.not sure If I should spread this…
Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
(Pause.)
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
(Pause. Crumples paper)
George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.
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